Top 10 Things I'm Glad I Never Said On the Internet

Excepting certain famous proclamations of Gov. Wallace and Sen. Bilbo -- hey, those were in quotation marks, OK? -- this is probably No. 1:

"He's like the whitest black boy you've ever met."

When it rains, it pours for Tiger Woods, thanks to porn star Holly Sampson's description. Did I mention she said it on video? Topless video?

This is one of those Jeff Goldstein "intentionality" situations, I suppose. While Holly's words may be judged racist, her deeds . . .

OK, let's just say that Holly probably won't be getting too many favorable comments at Stormfront.

Or from Denene Miller. IYKWIMAITYD.

(Hat-tip: Instapundit.)